How do you locate the pulse of a cheese toastie?
I think my pet toastie is dead. He is only 4 months old, but before I flush him down the toilet I want to make sure, so where is the pulse of a cheese toastie?
And how many beats per minute should it be?
you eat it. afterwards, check your stomach for a heart beat. it should be roughly 400 beats a minute.
He’s dead, im sorry, ill come to the funeral.
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What’s a cheese toastie?
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YOU don’t find the pulse of a cheese toastie, the pulse of a cheese toastie finds YOU.
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you eat it. afterwards, check your stomach for a heart beat. it should be roughly 400 beats a minute.
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Generally near the top (right if its white bread and left if its brown bread any other kind of bread its in the middle) crust of the upper most side in-between the bread and cheese!
BMP should be between 150-200!
Hope this helps!!
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Experience my friend!!
mom says to use a mirror, place it above the nostrils of the toastie, if there is no condensation then she is very sorry but the toastie has passed
if you don’t know what condensation is you breath on the mirror and see your breath, then wipe it off and see if the toastie makes the condensation
a proper burial is not to flush the toastie, that is for aquatic life, for a toastie it is the trash bin, but first wrap it in a tissue
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mom
A typical cheese toastie has a billion beats per minute pulse. However, we do not yet have the scientific instrument to measure that quickly a beat.
Currently, there is one method to determine if a cheese toastie is dead, and that is to use cheese flies. First collect some (live) cheese flies and release them in the vicinity of your toastie. If the cheese flies neither lay eggs on your toastie nor eat your toastie, then I’m pretty sure it’s dead, as cheese flies are known to reject dead cheese toasties.
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my cheesy friend